We were promised “smart.” We got menus.
TootControl restores the natural order:
you make a toot — the house obeys.
It is our civic duty to push the universe into one where we use silly handheld instruments to control our home. As a supported command protocol.
Your home should not require polite phrases, perfect pronunciation,
or a corporation’s permission slip. It should respond to *you* —
instantly, locally, and with delightfully unearned confidence.
TootControl is a love letter to silly power: tiny noises → real control.
A toot for lights, a double toot to play a spotify playlist, a jingle for shutting everything down.
Play the flight of the bumblee, or simply two of the same note - it's up to you.
No cloud latency. No vendor tantrums. Your home only speaks with you.
It’s in development!
Our helpful little unpaid workers are doing their best to make this a reality. They can now clap for automations! If you would like to join their unpaid ranks, contact today!
Help us shape humanaties future!
Official policy: all toots are valid inputs. Quality toots encouraged.